Howard's Haven

Jun 05 2010

If you had to pick one, which fantasy creature would you prefer to turn into?

Gee thanks, do I really have to be a creature? I wouldn’t mind being a centaur, possibly. Would rather stay human if possible, though =P

Ask me anything

May 31 2010

Now that is just EVIL!!! But very funny lol.

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The End Credits song from #Portal!

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If a first you don’t succeed, you fail, and the test will be terminated.
— Portal (game) trailer

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May 30 2010
Due to mandatory scheduled maintenance, the appropriate chamber for this testing sequence is currently unavailable. It has been replaced with a live- fire course designed for military androids. The Enrichment Centre apologizes for the inconvenience, and wishes you the best of luck.
— Portal (game)

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Momentum; a function of mass and velocity; is conserved between portals. In layman’s terms: speedy thing goes in, speedy thing comes out.
— Portal (game)

Apr 23 2010

16 The reasoning of the most learned Senior Immigration Judges Storey and Perkins in the case of NA is that the annex to the Immigration Rules does not allow any flexibility in the considering of post decision evidence. However, it is submitted that a subordinate piece of legislation does not have the constitutional ability to overrule what is stated in statute. In the celebrated Case of Proclamations (1611) 12 Co Rep 74, it was stated that:

Note, the King by his proclamation of other ways cannot change any part of the common law, or statute law, or the customs of the realm, 11 Hen. 4. 37. Fortescue De Laudibus Angliae Legum, cap. 9. 18 Edw. 5. 35, 36, etc. 31 Hen. 8. Cap. 8. Hic infra: also the King cannot create any offence by his prohibition or proclamation, which was not an offence before, for that was to change the law, and to make an offence which was not; for ubi non est lex, ibi non est transgression: ergo, that which cannot be punished without proclamation, cannot be punished with it. …

…the law of England is divided into three parts, common law, statute law, and custom; but the King’s proclamation is none of them: also malum au test malum in se, aut prohibitum, that which is against the common law is malum in se, malum prohibitum is such an offence as is prohibited by Act of Parliament, and not by proclamation.

Also it was resolved, that the King hath no prerogative, but that which the law of the land allows him.

17 Although the Crown itself no longer makes proclamations in the true sense, royal proclamations are now made by ministers, on behalf of the Crown, in the form of secondary and subordinate legislation. It follows that, therefore, the Secretary of State for the Home Department has no power, according to our constitutional principle, to override what section 85(4) of the 2002 explicitly allows, namely that post decision evidence, insofar as relevant, can be considered by the Court in the disposition of an appeal.

— Me (from an application for permission to appeal, which I drafted today)

Apr 01 2010

Lego rooftop scene from The Matrix compared side-by-side with the actual rooftop scene from The Matrix.

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Rooftop bullet time scene from The Matrix.

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Enough is enough! I have had it with these motherfucking snakes on this mother fucking plane! Everybody strap in: I’m about to open some fucking windows!
— Samuel L Jackson, as FBI Agent Neville Flynn, in Snakes on a Plane.

Mar 07 2010

I wish to register a complaint!

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How to use a spear in "Pirates, Vikings and Knights II"

  • Gamer 1: You got to charge up your spear and run at them!
  • Gamer 2: Well, that sucks!
  • Gamer 1: That's how it was in history, man!

Mar 05 2010
You claim that you could not relocate to the area where your parents are living as you fear attacks from guerrillas. However, information from the World Wide Fund for nature confirms that guerrillas [sic] are not native to that part of the country and in any event there are few recorded incidents of primates attacking humans unless their natural habitat is disturbed or their young threatened.
— An except from a UK Border Agency letter refusing an asylum claim

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