June 2010
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If you had to pick one, which fantasy creature...
Gee thanks, do I really have to be a creature? I wouldn’t mind being a centaur, possibly. Would rather stay human if possible, though =P
Ask me anything
May 2010
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If a first you don’t succeed, you fail, and the test will be terminated.
– Portal (game) trailer
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Due to mandatory scheduled maintenance, the appropriate chamber for this testing...
– Portal (game)
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Momentum; a function of mass and velocity; is conserved between portals. In...
– Portal (game)
April 2010
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16 The reasoning of the most learned Senior Immigration Judges Storey and...
– Me (from an application for permission to appeal, which I drafted today)
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March 2010
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Road sign lost in translation! →
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BBC News: Man assaulted female police officer with... →
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Enough is enough! I have had it with these motherfucking snakes on this mother...
– Samuel L Jackson, as FBI Agent Neville Flynn, in Snakes on a Plane.
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How to use a spear in "Pirates, Vikings and...
Gamer 1: You got to charge up your spear and run at them!
Gamer 2: Well, that sucks!
Gamer 1: That's how it was in history, man!
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You claim that you could not relocate to the area where your parents are living...
– An except from a UK Border Agency letter refusing an asylum claim
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The Prime Minister: The first point of recapitalisation was to save banks that...
– House of Commons Hansard, 10 December 2008 (http://www.publications.parliament.uk/pa/cm200809/cmhansrd/cm081210/debtext/81210-0002.htm)
February 2010
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#Bookreview - "Percy Jackson and the Lightning...
Percy Jackson and the Lightning Thief: now where do I start with this book review?! I think Rick Riordan has actually done a good job with this. As a snobby classics fan, I really like the idea of the book. I was left quite speechless after reading it as it is quite well written. The first person style of the book makes you feel quite involved in it as you are reading, and is almost like a...
January 2010
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Q: Which is greener; being obese and out of shape or slim and healthy?
A:...
– Eco Trivia Board Game
If the baby does not seem to thrive on raw milk, boil it.
– A “hint” from Mothercraft
Between January and February, the Waveney branch of Cats Protection are offering...
– A cutting from The Southwold Gazette.
I will eviscerate you in fiction. Every pimple, every character flaw. I was...
– Chaucer from A Knight’s Tale
#Poetry - "That Time Again"
Thank you @bindiyayagnik for the wonderful editing (again). A topical sonnet, written in Iambic Pentameter (again lol), inspired by the upcoming UK 2010 General Elections.
That time again: and pray what is that time? Of when grown men resort to childish frays, Of words and scandals and uncov’ring grime, That some have tried to keep from light of day. It’s time for speeches and a time...
Q: What plastics can I recycle?
A: At present in Basingstoke and Deane, we can...
– Winter 2009 issue of the Basingstoke & Deane Today magazine, published by Basingstoke and Deane Borough Council
Catch 22
Airport check-in staff: Could anyone have interfered with your baggage without your knowledge?
You: Yes (being the only answer you could give to that question - but now you will probably be given a full body search lol)